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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
cannabiscomrade
bonesfool

Ok so I’ve recently learned that like all my friends literally only use their parking/emergency break on hills and I feel like I’m going crazy

I grew up in California and I use my parking break whenever I park

I grew up in California and I only use my parking break on hills

I did not grow up in California and I use my parking break whenever I park

I did not grow up in California and I only use my parking break on hills

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Please put in the tags if you grew up in a place with lots of hills and mountains cuz I feel like it’s gotta be that all my friends are flatland heathens

i drive stick bruv the parking brake is the only brake
mueritos
cannabiscomrade

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

‘Empower’ hotline by Arizona Dept. of Education dealing with prank calls in first week
Horne said two staff members are sorting through the calls, and two investigators are working on credible leads.
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yeah-yeah-beebiss-1

and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

neko-setsuka

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇

japanesedragonrider
mobydyke

being an adult is just dragging urself kicking and screaming to things that you will enjoy and that will be good for you

mobydyke

clenching my teeth and muttering under my breath "you'll be happy you did it you'll be happy you did it you'll be happy you did it" as I physically force myself out the door to go Do Things

mobydyke

being very firm with myself every time I think about bailing and saying "no. you committed to this. it will improve your quality of life. you will enjoy it. now put on your big boy pants and go."